"According to Wikipedia, on the past season of Dancing With The Stars, “all celebrities received a base of $200,000; the winner received an additional $100,000 and celebrities who placed second and third received additional payments of $50,000 and $25,000 respectively.” That’s right - Drew Lachey, “that guy from 98 Degrees,” won over a quarter million dollars to dance like a neophyte for ten weeks. I can’t say I won’t go Heaven’s Gate on myself if Bristol Palin walks out of that studio with $300,000."
Are you fucking kidding me? I know I always hated this show for a reason…